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Andy Borowitz: Obama Leads McCain in Frequent Flyer Miles
Next Trip to Iraq Will Be Free, Aides Say


       

By: Andy Borowitz

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In what some political insiders are calling a major victory for the presumptive Democratic nominee, Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) easily surpassed his G.O.P. rival, Sen. John McCain, in total frequent flyer miles for the month of July.

While polls show the two candidates locked in a close electoral race, Sen. Obamas impressive frequent flyer mile haul this month may put the contest for the most miles out of Sen. McCains reach.

Right now, we are feeling very good about the frequent flyer miles committed to Barack Obama, said Obama strategist David Axelrod. John McCain would basically have to fly to Antarctica and back four times just to be in shouting distance of us.

Mr. Axelrod said that one benefit of Sen. Obamas impressive pile of frequent flyer miles was tangible and immediate: With the miles already committed to him, Barack Obama can take his next trip to Iraq for free.

In the McCain camp, aides went to great lengths to send the message that they were unconcerned about Sen. Obamas daunting frequent flyer mile lead, even while privately admitting that the Arizona senators recent itinerary may have worked against him.

Obama was flying to Afghanistan, Jordan and Germany, racking up tons and tons of miles, one aide said. John basically went to Wilkes-Barre and Altoona.

But the aide was dismissive of Sen. Obamas impressive edge in frequent flyer miles, arguing that mileage rewards were meaningless to the McCain campaign: If John really needs to fly somewhere, he can just take Cindys jet.

Elsewhere, visit the new www.BorowitzReport.com!

Andy Borowitz writes a humor column at www.borowitzreport.com and is the author of a new book, The Republican Playbook.


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