Once upon a time, the tutelary gods of nationalism and internationalism met for a chat. They had a superb perch above the clouds. From there, they could see everything happening on the Earth below and they set to arguing, as they so often did.

Sophia, the goddess of internationalism, began by proudly pointing to the accomplishments of humanity. โ€œBehold the United Nations,โ€ she said, not for the first time. โ€œSee how all the peoples of the world cooperate across borders, languages, and cultures.โ€

Nikolai, the god of nationalism, whose followers believed that fortified borders and high walls make good neighbors, scowled. โ€œItโ€™s just a talking shop where I see lots of my people getting all up in each otherโ€™s faces.โ€

โ€œThen behold the international charities,โ€ Sophia replied with a smile. โ€œPeople from one country giving to those in other countries.โ€

โ€œWhat a waste of money!โ€ Nikolai retorted. โ€œSo much lost to overhead and bureaucracy.โ€

โ€œItโ€™s 2015,โ€ Sophia said, โ€œand I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve ever seen internationalism looking stronger. The Paris climate agreement, the Iran nuclear deal, and how about Germanyโ€™s decision to accept a million refugees this year!โ€

โ€œNonsense!โ€ Nikolai exploded. โ€œThose agreements are farces and just wait for the German backlash. Itโ€™s going to be epic!โ€

Sophia groaned. โ€œYouโ€™re incorrigible. I give you one example after another of international solidarity and you dismiss them out of hand. All you do is sit around complaining.โ€

โ€œNot true,โ€ he countered. โ€œIโ€™ve been roaming the earth, observing current events closely, and Iโ€™d wager that your beloved internationalists will give up their vaunted ideology when push comes to shove.โ€

โ€œA wager, you say?โ€

โ€œYouโ€™ve never put your devotees to a test,โ€ Nikolai responded, rubbing his hands. โ€œIf I win, all humanity will be under my thrall. If you win, you can implement world government or whatever other nonsense you favor.โ€

Sophia considered her sparring partner. Both of them were new to the game. Other tutelary gods โ€” the guardians of ancient cities, deities who presided over mountains and rivers โ€” had been around for millennia. She and Nikolai, twin gods born only a few centuries earlier, had squabbled from the moment of their creation. Arriving just before her, heโ€™d asserted the prerogatives of age and gender from the start.

Now, this infuriating brother of hers was raising the stakes. She briefly considered consulting her fellow deities responsible for peace and justice, but just responded, โ€œIโ€™ll take that bet and, whatโ€™s more, Iโ€™ll give you a free hand to test humanity with a succession of plagues โ€” up to five scourges. In my heart of hearts, I know theyโ€™ll remain true to global solidarity.โ€

Nikolai was secretly pleased, for in his heart of hearts heโ€™d already devised five plagues sure to be winners. He would show his soft-headed sister once and for all who was lord of the lands that lay below.

A Plague of Politicians

When they next met two years later, Nikolai looked triumphant. โ€œIโ€™ve come back from roaming the earth and everythingโ€™s working out in my favor!โ€ he exclaimed, his male pride in full flower. โ€œAnd it didnโ€™t take much. A few votes here and there and suddenly the Great Blue Wall collapsed.โ€

โ€œI have no idea what youโ€™re talking about,โ€ Sophia responded.

โ€œThe U.S. presidential election, dear sister! Surely you registered the victory of Donald Trump last year and heโ€™s already performed so admirably, the purest expression of American nationalism anyoneโ€™s seen in generations.โ€

The victory of Donald Trump had indeed caused her heartache.

โ€œBehold the collapse of your Paris and Iran agreements, not to speak of the glorious wall heโ€™s planning to build on the southern border!โ€ her brother continued. โ€œAnd itโ€™s not only that, little sister! Behold the victory of the Brexit referendum in England, the growing strength of anti-immigrant sentiment across Europe, the election of Jair Bolsonaro in Brazil, not to mention the rise of my pals Modi, Putin, Orbรกn, Duterte, and Ortega โ€” all now in office and prospering!โ€

She calmly considered her bloviating brother. โ€œHas the United Nations collapsed?โ€

โ€œWell, no, but โ€” โ€

โ€œHas international civil society been repressed out of existence?โ€

โ€œOf course not, but โ€” โ€

โ€œAnd has the popularity of your dear Donald ever risen above 50%?โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s not the point!โ€

โ€œOh, but brother, it very much is the point! Your argument rests on passing phenomena. Elections come and go; institutions endure. Youโ€™ll have to do better than offer me a set of buffoons as proof of your victory. I guarantee you that the voters will kick them out of office at the next opportunity.โ€

Nikolaiโ€™s face turned beet red. Sure that he would instantly triumph over her with his blitzkrieg electoral strategy, he now saw that heโ€™d have to visit a more serious plague on humanity.

Enter the Pox

Grim as the moment was when they next reconvened, Nikolai was glowing. โ€œAll my men are still in office!โ€ he exclaimed. โ€œSo perhaps itโ€™s not such a passing phenomenon, little sister. Just to make sure, though, I decided to subject humanity to a physical test. How do you like my little coronavirus? It took only the tiniest of alterations to move it from bat to pangolin to human.โ€

โ€œIngenious,โ€ she conceded.

โ€œAnd you see its impact, right? Where there was once a debate about borders, now every countryโ€™s building its own walls to keep the infected out. Better yet, the richer countries are hoarding their medical supplies. You see, sister, in an emergency, everyone turns out to be a hyper-nationalist. And just wait until they develop a vaccine. Itโ€™ll be every nation for itself.โ€

โ€œI beg to differ,โ€ she replied. โ€œThere have been extraordinary examples of global solidarity. Shipments of equipment from one country to another. Doctors sharing knowledge. And the future will certainly be like the past.  You remember the stories of international care workers risking their lives in Ebola hotspots?โ€

โ€œTrivial examples,โ€ Nikolai said in his most patronizing tone.

โ€œPerhaps, but youโ€™ve forgotten one crucial point.โ€

โ€œAnd whatโ€™s that, dear sister?โ€

โ€œA global pandemic requires a global response. Itโ€™s of no use for a single country to vanquish a pandemic only within its own borders. Even now calmer heads are building a cooperative response and internationalism will emerge stronger than ever.โ€

Nikolai furrowed his brow, but heโ€™d prepared for this moment. โ€œNo matter, sister. For behold, Iโ€™ve sent a third plague on the heels of the second: the collapse of the global economy. Youโ€™ve always sung the praises of international trade, but supply chains are now collapsing, prices are soaring, and countries are refocusing on domestic production.โ€

Sophia was growing tired of her brotherโ€™s conspiratorial fulminations against โ€œglobalists,โ€ sometimes siding with the far right, sometimes with the economic nationalists of the left โ€” anything to win an argument. โ€œYou know as well as I do that bulls and bears come and go as frequently as politicians in electoral cycles, but the global economy has been a solid reality for more than a century. Yes, it suffered declines after World War I and during World War II that make the present moment look like nothing, but has the global supply chain truly shut down? Are we returning to a barter system? Again, dear brother, youโ€™ve mistaken the trees for the forest.โ€

โ€œThe trees and the forest,โ€ he practically shouted in frustration, โ€œare going up in flames!โ€

โ€œMore importantly, youโ€™ve mistaken my internationalism for rank neoliberalism, something Iโ€™ve never backed. If you want to continue this argument, take it up with Hermes whoโ€™s presided over commerce for so many more centuries than you and I have been around.โ€

Nikolai had no intention of arguing with Hermes. His beef was with his sister โ€” and he still had two wild cards up his sleeve.

Trial by Sword

By now, Sophia was a little worried. Maybe sheโ€™d been over-optimistic in 2015. Maybe she shouldnโ€™t have given her brother so many opportunities to test humanity. After all, there might indeed be a breaking point.

Trump had truly scared her and remained disruptive, even though no longer in office. Still, she was cautiously optimistic that similar leaders elsewhere would lose their next elections as well.

Meanwhile, the global economy was recovering, as sheโ€™d predicted, even if the international community still wasnโ€™t addressing the staggering disparities in wealth within and between countries that had only been exacerbated by the pandemic. No less worrisome, the international response to the pandemic had been nowhere near as robust as sheโ€™d hoped. Some countries could boast more than 90% of their citizens fully vaccinated, while less than 1% of the population in the Democratic Republic of Congo had gotten even one shot and the situation in Chad, Madagascar, and too many other places wasnโ€™t much better. Worse yet, new variants of Covid-19 were emerging.

Then, just when she thought her brother might have given up, the unexpected happened, leaving him exultant.

On that fateful day, he burst into her glade, interrupting her lyre practice. โ€œHave you seen the news, sis? My tyrant-whispering has finally born fruit. Russia has attacked Ukraine!โ€

She gave him a stern look. โ€œBrother, youโ€™re unleashing demons.โ€

โ€œYou see how quickly the world reverts to its elemental passions?โ€ he exulted. โ€œItโ€™s the glorious nineteenth century all over again!โ€

โ€œThere were no nuclear weapons then. Youโ€™re putting the world at risk of Armageddon.โ€

โ€œOh, donโ€™t overreact, dear sister. Youโ€™ll see that this war can enflame nationalist passions quite nicely without ending life as they know it.โ€

Sophia began to keep tabs on the conflict. With every recent war โ€” Afghanistan, Iraq, Yemen โ€” sheโ€™d hoped humanity would conclude that nothing justified such suffering. Perhaps the latest outrage would finally tip the balance sheet.

Soon, in fact, she was able to say to her brother, โ€œYou miscalculated. The Russian attack has only solidified support for my position.โ€

โ€œWhat do you mean?โ€ Nikolai asked, horrified.

โ€œYour man in Moscow could have remained in power until his mortal end. Now, heโ€™s thrown his country into economic peril, even as his geopolitical position becomes ever more fragile. Once, he presided over a veritable Nationalist International. Now, virtually everyone, including old friends in places like Hungary and Poland, is treating him like a pariah. If heโ€™s not careful, he could end up all alone in his own country as well.โ€

โ€œYou exaggerate!โ€

โ€œDo I? Your desperation mirrors his. Your desire to win at all costs has disabled your critical faculties. Tell me, brother, is this glorious war going well for Russia?โ€

He looked uncomfortable.

โ€œEven if Putin manages to gain control over Ukraine through brute force, itโ€™ll be momentary. Ukrainians en masse have already rejected such an occupation.โ€

โ€œHe absorbed Crimea,โ€ Nikolai responded weakly.

โ€œAt great cost. Surely you remember the woman who swallowed a fly, a story that does not end well.โ€

โ€œAlthough youโ€™re a goddess, you canโ€™t see into the future.โ€

โ€œNo, I canโ€™t. But I can see one thing. Youโ€™re coming to the end of your games and humanity has remained my faithful servant.โ€

โ€œYou havenโ€™t won yet! Just you wait!โ€

She didnโ€™t like the sound of that.

The Ultimate Challenge

The war in Ukraine continuedalongside all the worldโ€™s other ongoing conflicts. Nor had the pandemic, the fragility of the global economy, or political extremism disappeared. Sophia believed in her own arguments, but who could look at the planet below and remain truly optimistic?

As she glumly assessed the state of the world, Nikolai crept up and tapped her on the shoulder, a sly expression on his face and a hockey stick in his hand.

โ€œI have no time for games,โ€ she said.

โ€œNo games, sister. This is the final plague.โ€

โ€œA hockey stick?โ€

โ€œโ€™Tis but a symbol โ€” of the greatest peril humanity now faces.โ€

โ€œAh,โ€ she said, the realization dawning on her. โ€œThat graph! Carbon emissions since the beginning of the Industrial Revolution. But what does a problem thatโ€™s been going on for two centuries have to do with our present wager, especially now that your friendโ€™s gone from the White House and the Paris agreementโ€™s back on track?โ€

โ€œOh, sister, you know that those are only voluntary commitments that few nations are even paying much attention to right now.โ€

โ€œIt was just a beginning,โ€ she ventured.

โ€œBut timeโ€™s running out,โ€ he replied with satisfaction. โ€œAnd climate change is only a symptom of a much deeper problem. Humanityโ€™s exhausting the resource base of this planet, not just fossil fuels but minerals for so-called clean energy. And with every country still asserting its right to expand its economy and burn through yet more resources, forget about clean water or more land to grow food on. Even if some miracle happens and thereโ€™s a binding agreement to reduce carbon emissions, it wonโ€™t solve the larger resource problem.โ€

โ€œWe can mobilize international pressure to change the growth paradigm,โ€ she countered.

Nikolai folded his arms and looked at her smugly. โ€œMore and more conflicts over ever fewer resources? And what will fuel those conflicts, my dear sister? The desperation of nationalism will inevitably overcome the slow and ineffectual efforts of internationalism.โ€

Sophia suddenly motioned to the human activity below, frenzied and ant-like. โ€œLook at people mobilizing all over the world to protest on Fridaysplant treesstop the building of coal plants.โ€

Nikolai smiled maddeningly. โ€œBehold the overheating poles, the spreading fires, the rising seas. You can argue with me, dear sister, but you canโ€™t argue with Mother Nature.โ€

โ€œSolar panels,โ€ she responded weakly. โ€œElectric cars.โ€

โ€œRequiring more resource extraction, which will only spur more conflict.โ€

โ€œThe war you started in Ukraineโ€™s pushing Europe to move away from fossil-fuel imports.โ€

โ€œBut not quickly enough. Face it, sis, youโ€™ve lost.โ€

She took a deep breath. Nikolaiโ€™s face had the same look of pride she remembered from their childhood when the wars heโ€™d instigated destroyed the Concert of Europe sheโ€™d so proudly created in 1815. She realized it was finally time to tell her brother the truth. She almost felt sorry for him as she exhaled and said, โ€œIf I lose, everyone loses.โ€

โ€œExactly.โ€

โ€œAnd if you win, everyone loses, too. In your eagerness, youโ€™ve proven one thing: that nationalismโ€™s the ultimate losing proposition. All these years, in other words, youโ€™ve been driving at top speed right down a dead-end street. A deadly pandemic, nuclear Armageddon, planetโ€™s end. Iโ€™m sorry, bro, but your philosophy just crashed into a brick wall.โ€

โ€œNo!โ€

โ€œYouโ€™ve been hoisted by your own arrogant petard.โ€

In sudden anger, he raised the hockey stick above his head. โ€œYouโ€™ve tricked me!โ€

โ€œNo, youโ€™ve tricked yourself.โ€

He swung the stick in her direction. Her brother being easy to predict, she ducked automatically, pivoted, and wrapped her arms around him.

โ€œCalm yourself, brother,โ€ Sophia whispered in his ear. He was exasperating, but he was family.  โ€œLetโ€™s sit back and watch what happens.โ€ Then she added, in a voice filled with sadness, โ€œI may have won our little wager, but you could still score the biggest Pyrrhic victory of all time.โ€

Originally published in TomDispatch.

John Feffer, a TomDispatch regular, is the author of the dystopian novel Splinterlands and the director of Foreign Policy In Focus at the Institute for Policy Studies. Frostlands, a Dispatch Books original, is volume two of his Splinterlands series and the final novel in the trilogy, Songlands, has only recently been published. He has also written Right Across the World: The Global Networking of the Far-Right and the Left Response.